National Flood Insurance Program Extended for Five Years

I don’t know about you, but I find it very funny that a Congressperson named Waters helped author a bill about the flood insurance program.

President Barack Obama has signed the “Biggert-Waters Flood Insurance Reform and Modernization Act of 2012” into law. The law extends the National Flood Insurance Program (NFIP) for five years and makes reforms to the program.
http://www.insurancejournal.com/news/national/2012/07/09/254797.htm

Zombie Insurance Now Available!

There are now a couple of companies offering Zombie Insurance! Just as I thought I heard it all a company called ZAICO (zombie apocalypse insurance company) has come out with a policy to protect you from Class 3 zombie outbreak losses. They say they can provide complete coverage for recovering from a Zombie attack including ammunition restocking to zombie
incineration. Before you ask if I’m on something you need to google ZAICO and see for yourself.

We at Hejny Insurance don’t see a need for this, but it is available for $14.95 a year. It’s our understanding you get a Certificate of Insurance from ZAICO suitable for framing and for an extra $3 a nice wallet-size card with policy dates.

If these premiums are too stiff, (pardon the pun) you might want to check with My Zombie Insurance. I heard their policy is lifetime coverage for $9.95. So far no claims seem to have been paid on these. Also I can’t see that they are registered with the Department Of Insurance.

There you have it, your insurance humor for today.