I don’t know about you, but I find it very funny that a Congressperson named Waters helped author a bill about the flood insurance program.
President Barack Obama has signed the “Biggert-Waters Flood Insurance Reform and Modernization Act of 2012” into law. The law extends the National Flood Insurance Program (NFIP) for five years and makes reforms to the program.
There are now a couple of companies offering Zombie Insurance! Just as I thought I heard it all a company called ZAICO (zombie apocalypse insurance company) has come out with a policy to protect you from Class 3 zombie outbreak losses. They say they can provide complete coverage for recovering from a Zombie attack including ammunition restocking to zombie
incineration. Before you ask if I’m on something you need to google ZAICO and see for yourself.
We at Hejny Insurance don’t see a need for this, but it is available for $14.95 a year. It’s our understanding you get a Certificate of Insurance from ZAICO suitable for framing and for an extra $3 a nice wallet-size card with policy dates.
If these premiums are too stiff, (pardon the pun) you might want to check with My Zombie Insurance. I heard their policy is lifetime coverage for $9.95. So far no claims seem to have been paid on these. Also I can’t see that they are registered with the Department Of Insurance.
There you have it, your insurance humor for today.
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